Peter Griffin: Yeah, I’m looking for some toilet training books.
Salesman: Oh, yes, we can help you there. “Everyone poops” is still the standard, of course. We’ve also got less popular “Nobody Poops But You”.
Peter Griffin: Huh… well… you see… we’re Catholic so… uh…
Salesman: Oh, well then you want “You’re a Naughty Child and that’s Concentrated Evil Coming Out the Back of You.”
